Fossil Fuels
Oh, yeah, studying and implementing green, renewable energy is a waste of time and resources. Why not just irreversibly deplete the ozone layer while fighting oil wars? We can’t use wind power because it causes cancer in birds.
Fossil Fuels
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The Mall
Malls can make you feel a little anxious. Why go there when you can order everything you need online and have it delivered to your doorstep? It’s a lot easier. If you’ve ever seen the glum expressions on the faces of husbands who don’t want to be included, you know what I’m talking about. We’d rather not have grumpy people ruin our shopping experience.
The Mall
