Keep Doors Closed
We cannot think of a single reason to keep your car doors open overnight. If you do something so foolish, you better expect something like this.
How are you going to get to work now, smart guy?
Not For Adults
It seems like this playground was made for kids only. You will have to stick to toys made for people your age.
This one was made of wood, so this guy would probably be better off somewhere with steel swings.