Priorities, People
If there was ever an award for cocky signs, perhaps this would be the winner. The first rule is smart and acceptable. The second seems like a little much in the case of a tsunami. And by the time you get to the third rule, I sure as hell hope you’ll be ready to do just that!
Not A Damn To Give
Sally had been told lots of things in her 8 years as a dog. “Sit”, “roll over”, “fetch”… and she enjoyed doing all of those things, but it was at signs that she drew the line. Some might say that she did spitefully, I think she did it because she can’t read.