Crushing The Landing
Could it be that the runway was far too icy when the pilot made his landing? Maybe the building simply got in the way. At this point, we just hope that he did not get a parking ticket for this.
Declare Any Animals
We apologize, but we truly have no idea how this thing made its way into our luggage. After all, we do not remember packing it. Well, then. See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile.