After A Long Time
The patron could not believe how much they had to pay for in parking. We do not even make this much money in a year! There must be a mistake of some sort here.
After A Long Time
If you were really interested, it is not fake news. A closer look will reveal that the ticket dates all the way back to 1996. Apparently, this is how much you would have to pay if you have not moved your car in more than two decades.
Not Like That
What, did you expect that you will make things easier by simply staying at a hotel? Well, you should not expect that when you stay at this place. After all, it boasts of the laziest hotel employees in the whole world. You asked for salt and pepper shakers, and you got them.
Not Like That
The only problem now is that you need to open the salt and pepper shakers, then open however many packets you need to make your room service dinner taste just right. So, what’s on the menu?
