Bad Luck
“A bird flew into my window, peed on my laptop, and then died right in front of my eyes.” We can’t imagine this is a good sign. Birds are often omens, and the fact that this one caused such individual chaos before flopping dead on their laptop doesn’t bode so well for them.
An Unfriendly Reminder
Facebook has become a great reminder for people for birthdays. However, Facebook has taken things a step too far here! What is worse than nobody wishing you a happy birthday? Someone documenting this, reading it back to you and telling you again! Poor Gary, we assume his friends might have wished him well on other forms of social media, we hope.