Walking The Dog
This blonde lady knew it was important to walk the dog, but did that mean she was going to walk herself?
Of course not, silly. She just tied her dog onto the golf cart for a nice afternoon stroll of sorts.
Look Around For Your Package
The guy who did this was not very good at his job, is he? He left the package by the doorstep and covered it with the doormat for good measure.
Just ring the bell and hand it over next time, pal.