Accurate Staining
Stains are designed to be unintentional and dispersed by nature. This man, on the other hand, appears to have acquired the exact correct type of stain at the exact perfect spot. After perched on that branch for for eternity, it’s understandable that this bird would require a bathroom break…
Ken You Handle this?
This guy clearly admires this doll’s sense of style. We have to applaud his pleasure in being able to match the plastic figure. Also, it isn’t an awful shirt. It’s very festive. Perhaps they’re on their way to a vacation!