Spell It Out
Many people get angry when they see someone park as if nobody else around matters, and for good reason. There aren’t a lot of things in the modern world that are more annoying.
All the same, not a lot of people would have the guts to smear the word “Idiot” on someone’s car in all caps. We seriously hope they used chocolate syrup or something like that. The driver might be terrible at parking, but even we have our limits.
Hellen Keller
It doesn’t matter what happens, using Hellen Keller is a very low blow. The famous author and activist was the first-ever deaf-blind person to earn a bachelor of arts degree.
She also wrote her own autobiography and nowadays there is a “Hellen Keller Day” in Pennsylvania each year on her birthday. She was an amazing woman – she even met every American president from Grover Cleveland all the way to Lyndon Johnson. We do need to admit that we did laugh.