This Man Found The Best Way To Split His Assets Between Him And His Ex-Wife

Published on 07/29/2019
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His Side Of The Bed

Nope, not even the items in their bedroom were safe from this madman. Der Juli also halved the things in there, although it should not have come as a surprise from what we know of him. For couples, the bedroom is the one place that reminds them of each other. We doubt a normal person would like to keep the bed they shared, especially if their ex-spouse cheated on them with a coworker. “Unlike my ex-wife,” Der Juli wrote, “I cannot say anything bad about the bed, really, have always slept well in it.”

His Side Of The Bed

His Side Of The Bed

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Broken DVD Player

Do you think a DVD player like this one will help you play the DVDs, or their remains after you step on them without meaning to? We only hope that whoever ends up buying this would know better than to actually try this experiment! “Whoever wonders where the second half is may want to check with my ex-wife,” he wrote. In all honesty, we do not think it would work any better if you had the other piece…

Broken DVD Player

Broken DVD Player

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