This Man Found The Best Way To Split His Assets Between Him And His Ex-Wife

Published on 09/14/2021
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Still Alive But Bear-ly Breathing

Oh, this one tugs at our heartstrings. How sad is this? While it is always tragic to see couples fighting over their belongings, this one is especially tragic. However, we do not see any use in getting just half of a stuffed toy. The teddy bear has become a ghost of its former self after it underwent an operation from Der Juli himself. Here was what he said about the weird, fuzzy fragment of cloth: “There’s no need for cuddling stuffed animals – for such things, there are affectionate co-workers.”

Still Alive But Bear-ly Breathing

Still Alive But Bear-ly Breathing

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Records For A Former Lover

“I offer here, in my opinion, the best REM album… ‘Everybody Hurts’ (how true !!!) and ‘Nightswimming’ are the best passages on it yet,” he said using the account. These songs were significant to him and his ex, so he decided to split up the songs, right down the middle, when they split up. We are sad to report that it did not come with half a record player for you to play it on. Come on, Der Juli, where is it?

Records For A Former Lover

Records For A Former Lover

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