Funny Ornament
A lot of the time, the holiday season is seen as a time for family and joy. However, this dad might see it as a time for jokes as well. When he was offered to get an ornament for his child, they answered that they wanted a funny one.

Funny Ornament
It was the perfect opportunity for the dad to mess with their child with a hilarious insult. All he replied was that he would be on the lookout for an ornament with their face on it. Well done, dad, well done.
I’m Alive
Plenty of parents expect their kids to message them every now and again, especially when they’re older and move out of the house. It can be as simple as a single text. There are times when the kids can make it more literal.

I’m Alive
This messaged their mom just two words: “I’m alive”. Obviously, the mom was meant to react in an appropriate way, either relieved or happy or something. No. She was very underwhelmed. All she responded to that was “K”.