That’s One Way Of Looking At It
When he saw the sign saying “Keep An Eye Out For Motorcycles”, he took it too literally and took out his prosthetic eye! He did close one of his eyes but who knows what that means? We can’t help but wonder if he has both eyes intact or if he just doesn’t want to scare us!
These People Deserve To Go To Jail
When they bought the DiGiorno’s Pizza and Cookie dinner pack, they did not realize that it was meant to be dinner and then dessert. They took it literally and placed the chocolate chip cookies atop the pizza and baked it that way! What were these people thinking? This one has offended our sensibilities more than the others. Look at this travesty.