Pump the Breaks
When this driver was getting into their car, they were probably speechless when they caught sight of this. Who would have expected to see slices of bread carefully placed on their windshield? When the driver looked a little closer, they must have seen the note.
All Ferret, No Merit
There are people who come up with the most creative things when compiling a note to put on someone’s windshield. Take this one, for instance. They didn’t just assume one thing, they went all-out and painted a whole picture for the reader to clarify the point.