Patterned Vests
Vests have never been beautiful. Patterned vests are downright revolting. Vests haven’t been particularly appealing. Vests with patterns are extremely revolting. We won’t judge people based on their clothing choices because it’s ridiculous, but we’ll overlook patterned vests.
Cop Dramas
Some of these legends are patently absurd and exaggerated to absurdity. Besides, there are so many of them that they start to blend. At this point, there are about 20 laws & Orders and at least as many CSIs. By now, we must have arrived at the pinnacle of criminal justice.