Alex Jones
In case it wasn’t clear, this man isn’t a celebrity. You’re probably mistaken if you can’t back up your ridiculous claims that water makes frogs gay with evidence. You’re a complete psychopath if talking about gay toads is among the least insane things you’ve ever said.
Mrs. Dash
There must be an infinite number of condiments out there, right? Use something other than Mrs. Dash to make your dishes a little more interesting. You’ll be glad you took the time to do so. Try a variety of pre-made seasoning blends at the very least. Tony Chachere is someone Mrs. Dash should meet.