Santa, Do NOT Touch Me!
Santa, maybe my mom didn’t tell you, but whatever you do…do NOT touch me! Get your filthy gloved hands off of my new Christmas dress. Seriously, you’re creasing my mommy’s impeccable ironing job.
Santa, Do NOT Touch Me!
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Missing The Headband And The Smile!
Mom, you forgot the headband! Now I’m going to ruin the entire photo shoot for your lack of a checklist! Also, I think dad just mowed the lawn because the grass is soaking wet and I’m getting a diaper rash.
Missing The Headband And The Smile!
