An Intelligent Man
Mark is a clever man and a former NASA engineer who worked at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory. He doesn’t want to see someone get hurt, but he does want to ruin the interior of your car… That is unless you are a Porch Pirate. Mark’s joke is so elaborate that the technological mastery of ruining someone’s day is mind-boggling.
An Intelligent Man
His Masterplan
He starts with this seemingly normal issue of people not being able to hold their hands to themselves, and then he goes into detail about his intricate and hypnotic scheme. So, what do you think is the worst thing you can do to ruin someone’s day without making use of any violence? Did anyone think of glitter? Because that’s just what Mark was thinking as well! Glitter, as well as a distinct odor.
His Masterplan
