Punny Phone
Here was the funny caption that went with this object: “It’s the perfect phone for people who do not like to make calls”. Der Juli does not need a working one since dating is now done on smartphones. Back in the day, however, people used to wait by the phones all night in anticipation of a call from their lovers. This is nothing more than a relic in this day and age. Besides, you can’t make a call with that keypad unless the number just so happens to be a combination of 3,6 and 9.
Punny Phone
The Good Half
It was a good thing that the stipulation said he should give her half of his belongings. Therefore, Der Juli had the opportunity to pick what he got to keep. During their marriage, he and his ex laughed along to the German sketch comedy troupe Bullyparade. These days, the jokes leave nothing more than a bitter taste in his mouth. “Unfortunately, I can offer only half… But no matter, I have made sure that the best sketches are on my half,” he said. We’ll be the judge of that.
The Good Half
