This Man Found The Best Way To Split His Assets Between Him And His Ex-Wife

Published on 07/29/2019
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My, the vintage couch here might make for a great addition to your house. It is ideal for people who want to save on space. It has recently become more fashionable to buy compact furniture, so this is your chance to keep up with interior design trends. “In recent years, I’ve spent many beautiful evenings on this sofa with my woman,” the seller said. “She did not find the evenings so beautiful, which is why my ex-wife now sits on another couch.”

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We bet Steve Jobs is rolling in his grave after this! It makes us cringe to see this, but it is nothing more than a case of debugging for Der Juli. For a guy like him, this fix proved to be a great convenience. “It is considerably smaller and more manageable,” he even boasted of the result. “In addition, you will finally be at peace with this phone: It is guaranteed not to ring and vibrate and will not play music.” You do you, we guess!

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Half An iPhone

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